My cfg for Newbcake :D

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///////// FFS.Taste cfg - Feb. 13th 2010 ////////////
/////////      Be prepared to own...    ////////////
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unbindall

//Binded keys//////////////////////////////////////////
//
bind 1 "weaponbank 1; bind mouse1 +attack"
bind 2 "weaponbank 2; com_maxfps 71; bind mouse1 +vstr sprintOn sprintOff"
bind 3 "weaponbank 3; com_maxfps 125; bind mouse1 +vstr sprintOn sprintOff"
bind 4 "weaponbank 4; bind mouse1 +attack"
bind 5 "weaponbank 5; bind mouse1 +attack"
bind 6 "weaponbank 6; bind mouse1 +attack"
bind 7 "weaponbank 7; bind mouse1 +attack"
bind 8 "weaponbank 8; bind mouse1 +attack""
bind 9 ""
bind 0 ""
bind MWHEELDOWN "weaponbank 2"
bind MWHEELUP "weaponbank 3"
bind mouse1 "+attack"
bind mouse2 "weapalt"
bind mouse3 "kill; forcetapout;com_maxfps 125; echo ^eKilled ^7yourself"
bind a "+moveleft"
bind b "+zoom"
bind c "+movedown"
bind d "+moveright"
bind e "+leanright"
bind f "+activate"
bind g "+mapexpand"
bind h "vstr medic"
bind i "vstr hi"
bind j "vstr needammo"
bind k "kill; forcetapout;com_maxfps 125; echo ^eKilled ^7yourself"
bind l "openlimbomenu"
bind m "vstr tour"
bind n "vstr join"
bind o "vstr Greatshot"
bind p "vstr cheer"
bind q "+leanleft"
bind r "+reload"
bind s "+back"
bind t "messagemode"
bind u "messagemode3"
bind v "mp_quickmessage"
bind w "+forward"
bind x "+prone"
bind y "messagemode2"
bind z "mp_fireteammsg"
bind SHIFT "+sprint"
bind SPACE "+moveup"
bind CTRL "weapalt"
bind CAPSLOCK "+speed"
bind ALT "+stats"
bind TAB "+scores"
bind ~ "toggleconsole"
bind ` "toggleconsole"
bind ESCAPE "togglemenu"
bind = "zoomin"
bind , "vstr english"
bind . "vstr donate"
bind [ "vstr info"
bind ] "vstr Nick"
bind \ "vstr setNick"
bind F1 "vote yes"
bind F2 "vote no"
bind F3 "ready; exec readyup"
bind F4 "notready"
bind F5  "class m 1; unbind b; play sound/chat/axis/62a;say_team ^5[ ^7MeDiC ^5]"
bind F6 "class f 1; bind b "vstr arty"; play sound/chat/axis/64a;say_team ^5[ ^7FiElDoPs ^5]"
bind F7 "class e 1; unbind b; play sound/chat/axis/63a;say_team ^5[ ^7EnGiNeEr1# ^5]"
bind F8 "class e 2; unbind b; play sound/chat/axis/63a;say_team ^5[ ^7EnGiNeEr2# ^5]"
bind F9 "class c 1; unbind b; play sound/chat/axis/65a;say_team ^5[ ^7StEn ^5]"
bind F10 "class c 3; unbind b; play sound/chat/axis/65a;say_team ^5[ ^7GaRanD RiFlE ^5]"
bind F11 "class s 4; unbind b; play sound/chat/axis/61a;say_team ^5[ ^7WiNgHaVeN sTyLe ^5]"
bind F12 "vstr spectator"
bind leftarrow "team b 1 8 37;echo ^7[^4Allies^7]; play sound/menu/select"
bind rightarrow "team r 1 3 38;echo ^7[^1Axis^7]; play sound/menu/select"
bind uparrow "exec graphics"
bind downarrow "exec cfgpro"
bind INS "setspawnpt 0; echo ^1- ^7default spawn^1!; say_team  ^7Default^>/^7Spawn"
bind DEL "setspawnpt 4; echo ^1- ^7spawn point 4^1!;say_team  ^7Spawn^>/^7CP"
bind HOME "vstr connect"
bind PGUP "reconnect"
bind PGDN "disconnect"
bind END "say ^7~^equit; quit"
bind KP_NUMLOCK "timerset 30; echo ^?->^7 Spawntimer 30 ;play sound/menu/select.wav;"
bind KP_SLASH "timerset 20; echo ^?->^7 Spawntimer 20 ;play sound/menu/select.wav;"
bind KP_HOME ""
bind KP_UPARROW ""
bind KP_PGUP ""
bind * "vstr smile"
bind KP_DEL ""
bind KP_LEFTARROW "selectbuddy 3"
bind KP_5 "selectbuddy 4"
bind KP_RIGHTARROW "selectbuddy 5"
bind KP_END "selectbuddy 0"
bind KP_DOWNARROW "selectbuddy 1"
bind KP_PGDN "selectbuddy 2"
bind KP_ENTER "mp_fireteamadmin"
bind KP_MINUS "cg_drawgun 0"
bind KP_PLUS "cg_drawgun 1"

//Scripts of some binded keys////////////////////////////////
//
set connect "echo ^7Do you want to ^1Disconnect ^7and ^2Connect ^7to another server?Hit ^2y ^7or ^1n^7!; bind y vstr iBiA; bind n vstr stay"
set stay "echo ^7You ^2stay ^7playing on this ^2server^7!!; bind y messagemode2; bind n nothing"        
set iBiA "echo ^e^9iB^1!^7ETPRO server ^2press ^7F1^e; echo ^e^7iA^9!^2M^7atch server ^2press ^7F12^e; bind F1 vstr sureiB; bind F12 vstr sureiA"
set sureiB "echo ^7Do you want to ^1Disconnect ^7and ^2Connect ^9iB^1!^7ETPRO server?Hit ^2y ^7or ^1n^7!; bind y vstr iB; bind n vstr stay1"
set sureiA "echo ^7Do you want to ^1Disconnect ^7and ^2Connect ^7iA^9!^2M^7atch server?Hit ^2y ^7or ^1n^7!; bind y vstr iA; bind n vstr stay1"
set iB "bind y messagemode2; bind n nothing; bind F1 vote yes; bind F12 vstr spectator; connect 213.108.31.14:27040; password ibmatch"
set iA "bind y messagemode2; bind n nothing; bind F1 vote yes; bind F12 vstr spectator; connect 213.108.29.165:27010; password iamatch"
set stay1 "echo ^7You ^2stay ^7playing on this ^2server^7!!; bind y messagemode2; bind n nothing; bind F1 vote yes; bind F12 vstr spectator"            

set spectator "team s; say_team ^eGoing ^7Spectator; play sound/menu/select"

set sprintOn "+attack; +sprint"
set sprintOff "-attack; -attack; -sprint; -sprint"

set greatshot "vstr gr1"
set gr1 "vsay Greatshot ^eGot ^7Pwned ^e:(^7!; set greatshot vstr gr2"
set gr2 "vsay greatshot ^eYou ^7killed ^2T^7aste ^every ^7nice [d]^e!!; set greatshot vstr gr1"

set cheer "vstr cheer1"
set cheer1 "vsay cheer ^eGot^7cha^e!; set cheer vstr cheer2"
set cheer2 "vsay cheer ^eYou ^7know ^2t^7aste ^e0wned ^7ya ^every ^7nice ^e[k]^7!!; set cheer vstr cheer1"

set tour "vstr tour1"
set tour1 "say ^eYou ^7already heard about the ^eF^7FS^e.^7Tournament, but dont know how to take part of it^1??; set tour vstr tour2"
set tour2 "say ^eYou ^7should check the forum, read the topic in ^eF^7FS^e.^7Activities^1!!; set tour vstr tour3"
set tour3 "say ^eAnd ^7make your own team or join a team by asking members^1!!; set tour vstr tour1"

set medic "vsay medic ^2T^7aste ^eis ^7dieing ^e!!"
set hi "vsay hi ^2T^7aste ^eowner ^7of the ^eF^7FS^e.^7Clan ^eis ^7greeting ^eYou^7!"
set needammo "vsay needammo ^1Hey! ^7Arty ^1Whore ^7[t] ^1bullits ^7left ^1!!"
set join "say ^eIf you want ^7to join ^ego to ^7www.ffsclan.tk and post ^ean aplication^7!!"
set english"say ^eOnly ^7English ^ein ^7Main^e!!"
set donate"say ^eDonating ^7to the ^eF^7FS^e.^7Clan ^7will get you ^eHigh ^7Admin ^7lvl ^epromotion^7!!"

set Name1 "set name ^eF^7FS^e.^2T^7aste^e#Own"
set Name2 "set name ^1)()()()()("
set Name3 "set name ^7dep^2A^7us"
set Name4 "set name ^7Beerboeloe"
set Name5 "set name ^0diablo^2) ^7SSeX^2."
set Name6 "set name ^1oWn <) ^7tAsty"

set echoName1 "echo ^0> ^7Nick^0: ^eF^7FS^e.^2T^7aste^e#Own"
set echoName2 "echo ^0> ^7Nick^0: ^1)()()()()("
set echoName3 "echo ^0> ^7Nick^0: ^7dep^2A^7us"
set echoName4 "echo ^0> ^7Nick^0: ^7Beerboeloe"
set echoName5 "echo ^0> ^7Nick^0: ^0diablo^2) ^7SSeX^2."
set echoName6 "echo ^0> ^7Nick^0: ^1oWn <) ^7tAsty"

set N1 "vstr echoName1; set Nick vstr N2; set setNick vstr Name1"
set N2 "vstr echoName2; set Nick vstr N3; set setNick vstr Name2"
set N3 "vstr echoName3; set Nick vstr N4; set setNick vstr Name3"
set N4 "vstr echoName4; set Nick vstr N5; set setNick vstr Name4"
set N5 "vstr echoName5; set Nick vstr N6; set setNick vstr Name5"
set N6 "vstr echoName6; set Nick vstr N1; set setNick vstr Name6"
set Nick "vstr N1"
set setNick "echo ^0>^7Choose a Nick first!^0<"

set info "vstr info_on"
set info_on "cg_drawFPS 1; cg_lagometer 1; b_watermarkalpha 1; set info vstr info_off;echo ^2Info ^7is now ^2ON"
set info_off "cg_drawFPS 0; cg_lagometer 0; b_watermarkalpha 0; set info vstr info_on; echo ^1Info ^7is now ^1OFF"

set arty "+zoom;wait 5;+attack;wait 5;-attack;wait 5;-zoom"

//Render settings////////////////////////////////////////
//
seta r_mode "-1"
seta r_customwidth "1600"
seta r_customheight "900"

seta r_uifullscreen "1"
seta r_wolffog "0"
seta r_highQualityVideo "0"
seta r_normallength "0.5"
seta r_trisColor "1.0 1.0 1.0 1.0"
seta r_primitives "0"
seta r_railSegmentLength "32"
seta r_railCoreWidth "1"
seta r_railWidth "16"
seta r_facePlaneCull "1"
seta r_swapInterval "0"
seta r_textureMode "GL_LINEAR_MIPMAP_NEAREST"
seta r_finish "0"
seta r_dlightBacks "1"
seta r_drawSun "0"
seta r_ignoreGLErrors "1"
seta r_flares "0"
seta r_lodbias "3"
seta r_lodCurveError "60"
seta r_ignoreFastPath "0"
seta r_subdivisions "20"
seta r_simpleMipMaps "0"
seta r_detailtextures "0"
seta r_rmse "0.0"
seta r_roundImagesDown "1"
seta r_glDriver "opengl32" unsafe
seta r_allowExtensions "1" unsafe
seta r_ext_compressed_textures "1"
seta r_ext_gamma_control "1" unsafe
seta r_ext_multitexture "1" unsafe
seta r_ext_compiled_vertex_array "1" unsafe
seta r_glIgnoreWicked3D "0" unsafe
seta r_ext_ATI_pntriangles "0" unsafe
seta r_ati_truform_tess "0" unsafe
seta r_ati_truform_normalmode "GL_PN_TRIANGLES_NORMAL_MODE_LINEAR" unsafe
seta r_ati_truform_pointmode "GL_PN_TRIANGLES_POINT_MODE_LINEAR" unsafe
seta r_ati_fsaa_samples "0" unsafe
seta r_ext_texture_filter_anisotropic "0"
seta r_ext_NV_fog_dist "0"
seta r_nv_fogdist_mode "GL_EYE_RADIAL_NV"
seta r_ext_texture_env_add "1"
seta r_texturebits "16"
seta r_colorbits "16"
seta r_stereo "0"
seta r_stencilbits "8"
seta r_depthbits "24"
seta r_smp "0"
seta r_clamptoedge "1"
seta r_picmip "3"
seta r_picmip2 "3"
seta r_fullscreen "1"
seta r_fastsky "1"
seta r_dynamiclight "0"
seta r_overBrightBits "1"
seta r_intensity "1.5"
seta r_ignorehwgamma "1"
seta r_gamma "1.30"
seta r_MapoverBrightBits "3"


//Mouse settings//////////////////////////////////////////
//
seta sensitivity "1.3"
seta m_pitch    "0.0151"
seta m_yaw    "0.022"
seta m_filter    "0"
seta cl_freelook    "1"
seta cl_mouseAccel    "0"
seta cg_drawgun    "1"
seta cg_fov    "105"
seta m_forward "0.25"
seta m_side "0.25"
seta cl_timenudge "0"


//ETPRO settings//////////////////////////////////
//
seta b_altHud            0
seta b_altHudFlags         0
seta b_antilag            1
seta b_backupcvars         0
seta b_chatAlpha         0
seta b_chatFlags         1
seta b_chatsounds         0
seta b_cmdwarnings         1
seta b_debuglocations         0
seta b_demo_autotimescale      1
seta b_demo_autotimescaleweapons   0
seta b_demo_dynamitecam         0
seta b_demo_dynamitecounter      0
seta b_demo_followxDistance      50
seta b_demo_followyDistance      0
seta b_demo_followzDistance      20
seta b_demo_freecamspeed      800
seta b_demo_grenadecam         0
seta b_demo_mortarcam         0
seta b_demo_nametags         0
seta b_demo_nopitch         1
seta b_demo_panzercam         0
seta b_demo_pitchturnspeed      140
seta b_demo_playersprites      1
seta b_demo_pvshint         0
seta b_demo_rollspeed         140
seta b_demo_teamonlymissilecam      0
seta b_demo_yawturnspeed      140
seta b_descriptiveTextscale      0.5
seta b_drawclock         1
seta b_drawfps            2
seta b_drawPromotions         1
seta b_drawranks         1
seta b_drawRewards         1
seta b_drawspectatoralpha      0
seta b_drawspectatorteamflags      1
seta b_drawspeed         0
seta b_fireteamAlpha         0.2
seta b_fireteamLatchedClass      1
seta b_goatsound         1
seta b_hitsounds         1
seta b_hudYoffset         0
seta b_lagometerAlpha         0.2
seta b_locationJustify         0
seta b_locationMaxChars         25
seta b_locationMode         0
seta b_logbanners         1
seta b_mapzoom            3
seta b_muzzleflash         0
seta b_noactivatelean         1
seta b_numPopups         -1
seta b_optimizePrediction      1
seta b_panzerhack         1
seta b_popupFadeTime         0
seta b_popupStayTime         1500
seta b_popupTime         0
seta b_predefineddemokeys      1
seta b_shovesounds         1
seta b_simpleItems         0
seta b_smallPopups          1
seta b_speedinterval         100
seta b_speedunit         0
seta b_textcolorfilter         ""
seta b_tjg_ghostfx         2
seta b_tjl_color         green
seta b_tjl_draw            1
seta b_tjl_showmaxspeed         0
seta b_tjl_stepsize         0.5
seta b_tjl_stoponnomove         1
seta b_tracers            2
seta b_votetextscale         0.5
seta b_watermarkAlpha         0
seta b_weapaltReloads         1

//User interface///////////////////////////////////////////
//
seta ui_autoredirect "0"
seta ui_browserShowAntilag "0"
seta ui_browserShowEmptyOrFull "0"
seta ui_browserShowETPro "1"
seta ui_browserShowFriendlyFire "0"
seta ui_browserShowMaxlives "0"
seta ui_browserShowPasswordProtected "0"
seta ui_browserShowPunkBuster "0"
seta ui_browserShowTeamBalanced   "0"
seta ui_browserShowWeaponsRestricted "0"
seta ui_joinGametype "-1"
seta ui_netSource "1"


//cg_settings//////////////////////////////////////////
//
seta cg_crosshairHealth    "0"
seta cg_drawCrosshair    "5"
seta cg_crosshairSize    "40"
seta cg_crosshairAlpha    "1.0"
seta cg_crosshairColor    "Cyan"
seta cg_crosshairPulse "0"
seta cg_bloodDamageBlend "0"
seta cg_bloodTime "0"
seta cg_showblood "1"
seta cg_bloodFlash "0"
seta cg_coronafardist "0"
seta cg_crosshairColorAlt "Cyan"
seta cg_crosshairAlpha "1.0"
seta cg_drawReinforcementTime "1"
seta cg_useScreenshotJPEG "0"
seta cg_printObjectiveInfo "0"
seta cg_announcer "1"
seta cg_complaintPopUp "1"
seta cg_useWeapsForZoom "1"
seta cg_noAmmoAutoSwitch "1"
seta cg_drawRoundTimer "1"
seta cg_drawBuddies "1"
seta cg_drawWeaponIconFlash "0"
seta cg_drawReinforcementTime "1"
seta cg_noAmmoAutoSwitch "1"
seta cg_complaintPopUp "0"
seta cg_draw3dicons "0"
seta cg_autoReload "1"
seta cg_useScreenshotJPEG "1"
seta cg_printObjectiveInfo "1"
seta cg_atmosphericEffects "0"
seta cg_wallmarklifetime "0"
seta cg_teamchattime "99999"
seta cg_drawcompass "1"
seta cg_drawfireteamoverlay "1"
seta cg_drawSmallPopupIcons "1"
seta cg_muzzleFlash "0"
seta cg_brassTime "0"
seta cg_simpleitems "1"
seta cg_wolfparticles "0"
seta cg_gibs "0"
seta cg_shadows "0"
seta cg_marktime "10000"
seta cg_coronas "0"
seta cg_coronafardist "0"
seta cg_lagometer "0"
seta cg_drawfps "1"
seta cg_fov "105"
seta cg_drawGun "1"
seta cg_popuplimbomenu "0"
seta cg_drawCrosshairNames "1"
seta cg_drawCrosshairPickups "1"
seta cg_drawNotifyText "1"
seta cg_descriptiveText "1"
seta cg_drawTeamOverlay "2"
seta cg_autoAction "0"
seta cg_announcer "1"
seta cg_gun_frame "0"
seta cg_wolfparticles "0"
seta cg_marktime "10000"
seta cg_drawroundtimer 1
seta cg_drawbuddies 1
seta cg_atmosphericeffects "0"
seta cg_bobpitch "0.0"
seta cg_bobroll "0.0"
seta cg_bobup "0.0"
seta cg_bobyaw "0.0"
seta cg_runpitch "0.0"
seta cg_runroll "0.0"
seta cg_drawfallkick 0
seta cg_fallkick 0
seta cg_damagekick 0

//Client engine////////////////////////////////////////////////
//
seta cl_doubletapdelay "0"
seta cl_doubletapdelay "0"
seta cl_maxpackets 100
seta rate 25000
seta cl_autoupdate "1"
seta cl_mouseaccel 0

//com_settings/////////////////////////////////////////////////
//
seta com_hunkMegs "736"
seta com_zoneMegs "64"
seta com_soundMegs "128"
seta com_blood "0"
seta com_maxfps "125"
seta com_crashed "0"

//Punkbuster///////////////////////////////////////////////////
//
seta pb_cl_enable
seta pb_sleep "250"
seta pb_system "1"
seta pb_security "0"
seta net_noipx "1"

//SOUND SETTINGS////////////////////////////////////////////////
//
set s_bits "16"
set s_channels "2"
set s_defaultsound "0"
set s_doppler "0"
set s_khz "22"
set s_loadas8bit "1"
set s_mixahead "0.16"
set s_mixPreStep "0.05"
set s_musicvolume "0"
set s_separation "0.5"
set s_separation "0.5"
set s_volume "0.5"
set s_wavonly "0"


seta pmove_fixed 1
//End of my cfg//////////////////////////////////////////////
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